this town is like that boy I keep drunk texting because putting up with his shit is worth having a warm bed and a cheap light bill.Tumblr (3.0; @mmejanvier)http://mmejanvier.tumblr.com/So.I’ve never watched myself pee before.Weird. I know, right?At this point in my quasi quarter...http://mmejanvier.tumblr.com/post/93751477http://mmejanvier.tumblr.com/post/93751477Tue, 07 Apr 2009 00:59:44 -0700<object type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="300" data="http://vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=4033595&server=vimeo.com&fullscreen=1&show_title=1&show_byline=0&show_portrait=0&color=00ADEF"><param name="quality" value="best" /><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always" /><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true" /><param name="scale" value="showAll" /><param name="movie" value="http://vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=4033595&server=vimeo.com&fullscreen=1&show_title=1&show_byline=0&show_portrait=0&color=00ADEF" /><embed src="http://www.vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=4033595&server=www.vimeo.com&show_title=1&show_byline=0&show_portrait=0&color=00ADEF&fullscreen=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always" width="400" height="300"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>this is what I do for a living.</p> <p>hello landlord.</p> <p>they pay me for this shit.</p>http://mmejanvier.tumblr.com/post/93750905http://mmejanvier.tumblr.com/post/93750905Tue, 07 Apr 2009 00:56:36 -0700In case you were wondering what to get for me for Jeebus’ birthday … craigslist has the...http://mmejanvier.tumblr.com/post/65690438http://mmejanvier.tumblr.com/post/65690438Thu, 18 Dec 2008 22:21:29 -0800“Young Adolf Hitler Campbell will be getting a cake from Wal-Mart this year.” - So a...http://mmejanvier.tumblr.com/post/65093232http://mmejanvier.tumblr.com/post/65093232Mon, 15 Dec 2008 20:46:31 -0800<img src="http://7.media.tumblr.com/ugvq4Hleih399tktP5u8YlZIo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://mmejanvier.tumblr.com/post/63039680http://mmejanvier.tumblr.com/post/63039680Thu, 04 Dec 2008 09:57:52 -0800scaacoffee<img src="http://23.media.tumblr.com/ywip1GUalh0z3dijbHmVKbACo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>In case you’re wondering  … one of my favorite artists (and drinking buddies) Damon Soule.</p> <p><a href="http://soule23.tumblr.com/post/62733369/burning-jet-fool">soule23</a>:  burning jet fool.</p>http://mmejanvier.tumblr.com/post/62755322http://mmejanvier.tumblr.com/post/62755322Tue, 02 Dec 2008 22:52:00 -0800the most pathetic screen grab ever: If you need to get your adreline pumping or feel like your...http://mmejanvier.tumblr.com/post/62754507http://mmejanvier.tumblr.com/post/62754507Tue, 02 Dec 2008 22:42:00 -0800i am drunkgoalsi blame god“It might turn into something…like a paid dinner.” - The most amazing craigslist...http://mmejanvier.tumblr.com/post/62065996http://mmejanvier.tumblr.com/post/62065996Sat, 29 Nov 2008 05:43:00 -0800craigslist<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/aM3wuAkNsd0&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/aM3wuAkNsd0&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>Tis the reason for the season.</p>http://mmejanvier.tumblr.com/post/62064742http://mmejanvier.tumblr.com/post/62064742Fri, 28 Nov 2008 19:29:05 -0800i blame godcustie fuckerybrave new world<embed id="VideoPlayback" src="http://video.google.com/googleplayer.swf?docid=-4212204341571541144&hl=en&fs=true" style="width: 400px;height: 326px" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always" type="application/x-shockwave-flash"></embed><br/><br/><p>… and thanks for Night Train and Jorge del Fuego. I’ll be off to see m83 at the Doug Fir tonight with the rest of this city’s orphan cast-aways.</p>http://mmejanvier.tumblr.com/post/61743842http://mmejanvier.tumblr.com/post/61743842Thu, 27 Nov 2008 08:04:00 -0800i am drunkmuzaki blame god<img src="http://7.media.tumblr.com/ugvq4Hleigvbi0s1BNyrPJAso1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>happy finksgiving. miss lo … goddamn what a glorious brown out. EAT TURKEY WITH A SPOON.</p>http://mmejanvier.tumblr.com/post/62071460http://mmejanvier.tumblr.com/post/62071460Thu, 27 Nov 2008 00:00:00 -0800fink,i am drunkmeat““His name is Obama, not Jesus… I’m not going to change a damn thing”” - via The...http://mmejanvier.tumblr.com/post/62061531http://mmejanvier.tumblr.com/post/62061531Wed, 26 Nov 2008 18:53:00 -0800i am drunki blame godsmoothness<img src="http://15.media.tumblr.com/ugvq4Hleigs0rpanRuhg5UKzo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://mmejanvier.tumblr.com/post/61721571http://mmejanvier.tumblr.com/post/61721571Wed, 26 Nov 2008 13:14:22 -0800poop,passive agressive notesI’ve always wanted to compete in a barista competition. But in the same way I’ve always...http://mmejanvier.tumblr.com/post/61438905http://mmejanvier.tumblr.com/post/61438905Mon, 24 Nov 2008 22:23:19 -0800<img src="http://7.media.tumblr.com/ugvq4Hleigowywh4oz2LRWkuo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://mmejanvier.tumblr.com/post/61337554http://mmejanvier.tumblr.com/post/61337554Mon, 24 Nov 2008 09:04:41 -0800Because I’m a sissy girl bleeding heart jackass… when a starving kitty comes sauntering...http://mmejanvier.tumblr.com/post/60374094http://mmejanvier.tumblr.com/post/60374094Tue, 18 Nov 2008 15:44:21 -0800i blame godDear home barista guy: fuck you, I do this for a living. For the better part of a decade, actually....http://mmejanvier.tumblr.com/post/60058946http://mmejanvier.tumblr.com/post/60058946Sun, 16 Nov 2008 21:24:00 -0800i am drunksmoothnesscustie fuckeryGetting up at 4am has seriously affected my game.http://mmejanvier.tumblr.com/post/59399725http://mmejanvier.tumblr.com/post/59399725Wed, 12 Nov 2008 15:35:18 -0800<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/Y7HRC_MjrlY&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/Y7HRC_MjrlY&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/>http://mmejanvier.tumblr.com/post/59094521http://mmejanvier.tumblr.com/post/59094521Sun, 09 Nov 2008 22:36:00 -0800 vs   http://mmejanvier.tumblr.com/post/59094508http://mmejanvier.tumblr.com/post/59094508Sun, 09 Nov 2008 00:00:00 -0800ant war,room mate fuckerybon ami