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So.

I’ve never watched myself pee before.

Weird.

I know, right?

At this point in my quasi quarter century journey.

You’d think it would have come up once or twice. But no.

It’s pretty amazing.

Maybe it’s 13 cycles of ANTM lodges in my cranium that made me contemplate which “angles” had the best “tension” while I was, um… cause it’s tension and angles that make the womyn. I guess.

Yeah.

There’s this thing that happens at the Parrot.

You stop giving what they call, “a fuck”.

It’s like the hipster/alchy version of nirvana/transcendence.

What-evs.

Point is:

Ohm….