The most amazing craigslist post ever. It’s good to know that my D-Cups, “are not big, unless you have a body like Olive Oyl but if you were and I was typing you I must be a closet queen since I dont like women with a body of a 12year old boy.”

This will most likely be flagged in the next 37 seconds. So I shall make it immortal like those bitches in Twilight through my powers of blogging. Person-937529859 … you are my one and only.

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