too sad for sentence structure

Because I’m a sissy girl bleeding heart jackass… when a starving kitty comes sauntering up my driveway I just can’t help myself. Have to take the damn thing in. Because I’m an idiot I thought that with a little loving and some friskies she’d get all better and we’d be BFFs. Not fuckin quite. Homegirl had the kitty cancer and I just had to spend some stupid amount of money to have her put down.

What the hell kind of god would allow cats to get cancer? People I can understand. We’re assholes. But cats? They bring nothing but joy (in the form of youtube videos) to the world. You give them the cancer? Cat cancer is basically proof that intelligent design is a crock of shit. Only cruel and merciless science would put tumors in cute things.